How are these things legal?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/29/2013 at 11:34 • Filed to: I'm a fatass

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They clearly containe crack coated with nicotine. So damn addictive.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 11:38

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And expensive, I don't even remember what they taste like, only that it was great haha...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 12/29/2013 at 11:42

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CP up until Chrismas. Then they're NP all day long.

Hooker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 11:44

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These too.

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 11:48

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They're only sold for half of the year anyway.

fhrblig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 11:48

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I am very allergic to hazelnuts, so I've never had one. But I can imagine what you're talking about, because Almond Roca has the same effect on me. I could eat my weight in those things.

MoparKetchup > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 11:57

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If you really want to die of a chocolate overdose try the dark chocolate ones... My fiancé gave me a box of those as a Christmas present... Perfect plan to murder someone... Death covered in cute little chocolate balls...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MoparKetchup 12/29/2013 at 11:59

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Oh I know. It's actually a meth sprinkles coating.

Axel-Ripper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 12:01

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I get a box of them every year for Christmas. So amazing. This year was just a standard large box of Rocher, but usually its a Ferrero variety pack. The dark chocolate ones are even more addictive than the nut ones, and the coconut ones aren't too shabby either.

STREPITUS > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 12:03

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Saw a 25-pack on sale for $4 the day after Christmas. Bought 4. 100 Ferrero Rocher for $16. I don't know how I'm still alive.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 12/29/2013 at 12:05

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I've got a pusher.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > STREPITUS 12/29/2013 at 12:08

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How fast were they consumed?

Telumektar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 12:13

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I have a box of those in the fridge now (it's 34ºC+ over here), they look at me wanting to be devoured by my glutton self. But I won't, Christmas already took a toll to my digestive system... maybe tonight.

Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 12:37

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Those are plain evil when it comes to how they taste. To me only the Toblerone tastes better, but this is just because what is in it. The Ferrero chocolate is just better.

It is very funny how the Italians make the best cars, best clothes, best coffee, best food and best chocolate(ok maybe the Swiss has some even better one), it is just mindblowing if you look at them and see how they operate, or maybe it is becuase how they operate.

MoparKetchup > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 13:26

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It should say 'Rocher Meth Party' but you get the idea.

Biostar01 > Hooker 12/29/2013 at 14:06

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I have one of those huge variety packs of Lindt truffles sitting on the kitchen counter.

Might as well go have one right now.

Biostar01 > fhrblig 12/29/2013 at 14:07

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what about marzipan and nougat?

Hooker > Biostar01 12/29/2013 at 14:38

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If someone bought me something like that, I would be bigger than a house within a few days. It would be bad.

Roberto G. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/29/2013 at 15:24

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Another Italian invention.

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Roberto G. > Shady Balkan Subject, Drives an Alfa 12/29/2013 at 15:33

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Remember that the Swiss are half Italians. But richer, so they can buy the best cocoa. Since we Italians are poorer, in the 50s we really had no money but a lot of hazelnuts, so we made a brainstorming and we invented the Nutella. Not even the Japanese could think of something better. FORZA ITALIA!

ilostmypants > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/30/2013 at 02:25

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Apparently the factory for those is here where I live.

on Ferrero Blvd
http://goo.gl/maps/1CgvU

they may make them somewhere else as well not sure.